“Briggs: Ready! Set! Go!
[Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]
Karen O’Shea: Kevin! Aah!
[Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch-first on a tree limb]
Kevin O’Shea: Oh! Doctor!
[in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]”
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