“Rudy Zolteck: How’d I do, coach? Kevin O’Shea: I don’t know son. I don’t have a sundial.”Tagged: sundial, tryouts, slow
“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath. Because when I’m finished with you, you’ll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt! Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible? [the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards…”Tagged: Dog Breath, Fart, Mouth, butt
“Briggs: Ready! Set! Go! [Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen] Karen O’Shea: Kevin! Aah! [Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch-first on a tree limb] Kevin O’Shea: Oh! Doctor! [in pain, he tilts and falls into their…”Tagged: Slapstick, Ow! My Balls
“Here’s a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs, too. [Farts loudly]”Tagged: kiss, Fart, Gross