“Kevin O’Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
Rudy Zolteck: It’s still good!
Kevin O’Shea: You’ll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son? What is that?
Butz: Cheeto’s.
Kevin O’Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
Butz: Puffed.
Kevin O’Shea: Wimp!
[Butz confiscates the food and walks off]
Rudy Zolteck: My mom made that!”
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