Quotes tagged ‘Peanut Butter’

“Kevin O’Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts? Rudy Zolteck: It’s still good! Kevin O’Shea: You’ll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son? What is that? Butz: Cheeto’s. Kevin O’Shea: Crunchy or puffed? Butz: Puffed. Kevin O’Shea: Wimp! [Butz confiscates the food…”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Kevin O'Shea, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“We have every kind of salsa. We have teriyaki. We have barbecue. We have peanut butter. Ranch dressing, that's important.”

— Seth Meyers, Diego, Luis Fernando Hoyos, imdb.com

“Lassiter: Are you in my apartment? Shawn: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter.”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It's this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in The Real World house! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I'm talking about Hawaii, and after! I can…”

— Brenda Hsueh, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“My guilty pleasure is not at all interesting: It's a spoon of really good organic peanut butter, or a slice of American cheese from my housekeeper’s drawer. I steal American slices sometimes—in the plastic, it’s so horrible. But it’s such a good snack. I eat pickled herring as a late-night snack bef…”

— Martha Stewart, townandcountrymag.com

“Why did the sandwhich break up? Because the PB got Jelly”

— marsheazy, reddit.com

“I bet jellyfish are sad... that there are no peanut butter fish.”

— dropstop, reddit.com

“But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!”

— Richard Simmons, askmen.com

“There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don't even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That's it.”

— Richard Simmons, menshealth.com