“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby?
Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby.
Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby.
Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on.”
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