“Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your T-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!”Tagged: Puberty, Growing Pains, periods
“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby. Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die…”Tagged: Beanie Feldstein, Jonah Hill, play on words, Beanie Baby