“Recruitment Consultant: Moving on, do you have any special skills?

Bridgette: Yes...basketball.

Recruitment Consultant: You know, I think I might actually have an opening in prostitution.

Bridgette: As in, prostitution?

Recruitment Consultant: It's actually perfect for you. Make your own hours, pays great. Recession-proof.

Bridgette: I dunno, do you have anything prostitution-adjacent?”