“My bros and I are developing a shitstorm worth of extreme sports, like 'breakball,' 'golf…”

“Jay: I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the…”

“Recruitment Consultant: Moving on, do you have any special skills? Bridgette:…”

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