“Recruitment Consultant: Moving on, do you have any special skills? Bridgette: Yes...basketball. Recruitment Consultant: You know, I think I might actually have an opening in prostitution. Bridgette: As in, prostitution? Recruitment Consultant: It's actually perfect for you. Make your own hours, pays…”Tagged: Recession-Proof, Prostitution-Adjacent, prostitution, Unemployment
“Landlord: Bridgette please, I need your rent. Bridgette: You wanna get high?”Tagged: Landlord, Rent, Evasion, Getting High
“My bros and I are developing a shitstorm worth of extreme sports, like 'breakball,' 'golf punch,' and 'peep-kour.'”Tagged: Golf Punch, Peep Kour, Breakball
“Jay: I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to…”Tagged: pillows, This Kid Is A Genius