“Bo Duke: Man, I’m never gonna get out of this car again! I’m gonna live in it, I’m gonna eat in it, and I’m gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you’re gonna make sweet love in it.
Bo Duke: Oh no, I’m gonna have sex with it.”
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