Movie
by John O'Brien, Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and 48 others
Cousins, Bo and Luke Duke, with the help of their eye-catching cousin, Daisy and moonshine-running Uncle Jesse, try and save the family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County's corrupt commissioner, Boss Hogg. Their efforts constantly find the 'Duke
(21 total)
Characters
“Bo Duke: Man, I’m never gonna get out of this car again! I’m gonna live in it, I’m gonna eat in it, and I’m gonna make sweet love to it! Luke Duke: You mean you’re gonna make sweet love in it. Bo Duke: Oh no, I’m gonna have sex with it.”
— Jonathan L. Davis, John O'Brien, Bo Duke, Seann William Scott, imdb.com
“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police] Stop that! Why are you doin’ that? Uncle Jesse: What I’m about to do, I don’t want to remember a lot of it. [lights a wick in the jar and throws it at the police car chasing them]”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“[after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka.”
— Jonathan L. Davis, John O'Brien, Bo Duke, Seann William Scott, imdb.com
“[Luke and Bo just failed a moonshine delivery] How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery?”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“Just the good ol’ boys/Never meanin’ no harm/Beats all you never saw/Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born/Straightenin’ the curves/Flattenin’ the hills/Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will/Makin’ their way the only way they know how/That’s just a little bit m…”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“Luke Duke: [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party’s over. Boss Hogg: Damn right it is! As long as I’m the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them! Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I…”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“Here’s another one: Drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, ‘Why don’t you watch where you’re going?’ The drunk looks at him and says, ‘Why don’t you carry a wristwatc…”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff’s office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos? [leans in very close to him] Where’s Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline? Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm. Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos. [gets up and walks off smiling] That’s got to be a new record.”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, imdb.com
“I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, imdb.com
“Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm. Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still? Daisy Duke: ‘Cause they’re too damn dumb to find our real still.”
— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, imdb.com