Quotes tagged ‘Farting’

“And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Private Joe Bowers, Luke Wilson, imdb.com

“You somehow made farting even cooler.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com

“Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Brent: [getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”

— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Phillip: Terrance, you farted in court. Terrance: Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Stan: Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing. Cartman: [Damien approaches] Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey! Thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little bitch! Damien: I a-pologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. I was doi…”

— Matt Stone, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“[Cartman punches Kyle in the shoulder] Kyle: Ow! What the hell was that for?! Cartman: That's for your stupid mother! She made me miss Terrance & Phillip last night! Clyde: Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call our moms last night? Kyle: Well I didn't have her do it. She did it on her own.…”

— Matt Stone, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while.”

— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Why don’t little girls fart? They don’t get assholes ’til they’re married.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Is there a little gas baby in there? Do you want to give birth to a little gas baby?”

— Logic, youtube.com

“It's a good thing farts aren't 'contagious' like yawns...”

— LordGrayKnight, reddit.com

“Every day, someone unknowingly does the loudest fart in the world for that day.”

— drivingat90, reddit.com