Adam Groff: You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.

Maeve Wiley: No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing.

Adam Groff: I said stop staring at it!

Maeve Wiley: Sorry, it's like a third leg.

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