“Adam Groff: You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi. Maeve Wiley: No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing. Adam Groff: I said stop staring at it! Maeve Wiley: Sorry, it's like a…”Tagged: Viagra, accident, Pain, metaphor example
“I think I know where the hymen is, but thanks.”Tagged: Knowledge, Female Reproductive Parts , hymen, Sassy
“We're just fucking, Jackson. We don't need to know each other's post codes.”Tagged: SASS, secretive, Post codes
“Maeve Wiley: You hooking up with anyone here? Jackson Marchetti: Nope. Are you? Maeve Wiley: Ask me in an hour.”Tagged: Sex, Hooking Up, wit
“Jackson Marchetti: So what is your thing then? Maeve Wiley: Complex female characters.”Tagged: Feminist, bold, complex
“Charlie: God loves you. Maeve Wiley: Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.”Tagged: God, Love, condom
“Nurse: And have you considered the possibility of adoption? Maeve Wiley: I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.”Tagged: Adoption, Abortion, Witty Response, pregnant
“You know in rom-coms, when the guy finally realizes he's in love with the girl, and he turns up with a boom box outside her house, blasting her favorite song, and everyone in the audience swoons? Yeah, that makes me sick.”Tagged: Romanic Comedies , Love, Boy meets girl , cliche, Sick
“We shouldn't be shamed for having sexual desires. You make sex sound terrifying, but it doesn't have to be. It can be fun and beautiful and teach you things about yourself and your body.”Tagged: Sex, Beautiful, Body, positive
“Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started?…”Tagged: Rumors, upset, fake
“Ruby: It's my vagina! Maeve Wiley: What? Ruby: It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.”Tagged: help, Victorian, Ghost, Diss, Sassy
“Maeve Wiley: Pessimists outlive optimists. Otis Milburn: We're in for the long haul then.”Tagged: Pessemistic , Optimism, Life