My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life.
— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Higgins, Jeremy Swift, imdb.com
My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life.
— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Higgins, Jeremy Swift, imdb.com
I'm Pac-Man. I'm a hungry, empty ghost.
Your gym is a skid mark on the underpants of society.
— Rawson Marshall Thurber, White Goodman, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules.
— Patrick Casey, Josh Miller, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com
We are all in the same boat. Keeping the boat safe means everyone is safe.
Your parents are a bag of dicks.
I'm in a glass case of emotions!
My mom's got lots of notes. She's a symphony.
— Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Ronald "Mac" McDonald, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
What a graceful swan of a lady.
I'm not off the rails. I am the rails.
— Lindy West, Alexandra Rushfield, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
That is the Beyonce of the government.
— Susanna Fogel, David Iserson, Morgan, Kate McKinnon, imdb.com
Yesterday you were normal, but today you're a Barbie.
Our star was built on chemistry and you just blew it up!
— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
Friends can't expire. Friends aren't milk.
I mean we're sitting here, in this hermetically sealed coffin of a conference room, spending our precious minutes here on this planet to sell some cellular infrastructure company, when we could be out living and breathing, and fucking, and dreaming.
Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat. Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
Who put this shit together? I'm the glue.
Everybody sees me as this island. Like I don't need anything from anyone. I feel like I'm sinking.
— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com
I needed to get smart, wisen up, kick the stupid out of my brain and rev the Corvette.
— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com
It's an advanced stage in the trip, where the couch becomes an island, the only safe place.
— Sudi Green, Ryan, Luka Jones, imdb.com