“Zero: You know, those stars look like a shovel to me.
Stanley: Exactly...Hector, I feel lucky.
Zero: [laughing] The onions have gone to your head.
Stanley: What do you say we dig one more hole?”
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“[about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too...if my pocket didn’t start…”
“Stanley: Where’s a person go to the bathroom around here? Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
“Magnet: Hey. Maybe it’ll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in The Bible. Armpit:…”
“The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you…”