“Ed Norton: [reading from book about golf] 'The golf swing: First, step up, plant your feet firmly on the ground, and address the ball.'
Ralph: Wait a minute. What do they mean by 'address the ball'?
Ed Norton: How should I know? That's what it says here.
Ralph: Well, read a little further. Maybe it explains it.”
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