“Scott: I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both! [starts waving his arms in front of them; pause]
Phillip: What are you doing, Scott?
Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you.
Phillip: Cancer?!
Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind!
Terrance: [hides behind Phillip] Ugh! Stop that!
Phillip: Hey, Don't give me cancer!”
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