“Dumb Football Player: Coach. Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno: I'm not your coach! He survived!
Dumb Football Player #2: Wait, coach, let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno: Will you get out of here! Go on, get downstairs! 'Men's room!' Are you kidding? Can't you read signs?”
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