“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'?
Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.
Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”
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