“Susie: So, rule number one for this performance? Midge: Don’t say ‘fuck.’ Susie: Rule number two for this performance? Midge: Do not say ‘fuck.’”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“I’m gonna be unapologetic in myself. Seventy percent of Americans curse. I am real. This is who I am.”— Rashida Tlaib, cbsnews.com
“Korean Jesus, I just really don’t want to fuck this up. I’m sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don’t really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.”— Michael Bacall, Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, Jonah Hill, imdb.com
“Annie Walker: You've got some mouth on you. Nadia Levandi: You speak Estonian? Annie Walker: Just the swear words.”— Chris Ord, Matt Corman, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com
“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
“Sometimes people make decisions, shit happens, and we gotta act accordingly.”— Ryan Farley, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com
“Danny, some shit you just can’t punch.”— Scott Buck, Tamara Becher, Pat Charles, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com
“Every shitty thing we do makes the next one that much easier, doesn’t it?”— Dan Nowak, Naomi Nagata, Dominique Tipper, imdb.com
“I grew up in a goddamn pachinko parlor, okay? And I sure as shit don’t want to die in one.”— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com
“Optimism is for assholes and Earthers.”— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com
“You either some kind of genius, Mr. Holden, or you the luckiest dipshit in the solar system.”— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Col. Frederick Lucius Johnson, Chad L. Coleman, imdb.com
“You send me 12 men, I will return you 12 sets of testicles in a bag, and we can watch your little whores devour them together, before I chop off your trotters and boil them.”— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'? Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited. Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”— Michael Schur, Eleanor Shellstrop, Kristen Bell, imdb.com
“Steve, I'm very disappointed that you used that language with your mother. That being said, I'm more excited for dinner than I have been in years.”— Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Frequency of use of words like ‘I ’ or ‘me’ have been associated in previous studies with lack of forthrightness.”— Ephrat Livni, qz.com
“The next time someone tells you to watch your language, feel free to tell them to fuck off.”— Ephrat Livni, qz.com
“The ultimate definition of profanity is the forcible expression of a feeble mind.”— Mike Huckabee, amazon.com
“Cussing doesn’t come from a lack of vocabulary – I know all the other words. None of them speak the same language that my fucking heart does.”— Anis Mojgani, goodreads.com
“There is a new exercise called “Rage Yoga” that encourages people to swear in between poses. Or as I call that, 'yoga.'”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com