“President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of French fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
South Carolina Representative #1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!
South Carolina Representative #2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!”
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