“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else?
Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”
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