Episode

Pilot

by Mitchell Hurwitz, Anthony Russo, Joe Russo, David Cross, Stacey Grenrock-Woods and 1 others

Michael cannot go through with his plan to break up Gob and Marta. A thug magician wants to take Gob's "legs". Maeby wears all leather to get back at her mother, and Lucille decides to confront Buster's relationship with Lucille 2.

(4 total)

Characters

David Cross (4)Mitchell Hurwitz (4)Tobias Fünke (4)Brad Copeland (1)

“Tobias: I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather." Sales clerk: Something that says, "Leather daddy?"”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Brad Copeland, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

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“What an adventure gang, I thought the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out they were actors in the local theatre!”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

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“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else? Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale. Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

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“In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes