“Tobias: I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather." Sales clerk: Something that says, "Leather daddy?"”Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
“What an adventure gang, I thought the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out they were actors in the local theatre!”Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else? Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale. Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes
“In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.”Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes