“Carla: Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex?
Turk: Baby!
J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear, there's no shame in cry-maxing.”
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“[about Peter] This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.”
“I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most non-competitive.…”
“Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by…”
“Damn you, woman, awake from your damnable reverie!”