"Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that—they're..." — Peter Mehlman

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Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that—they're baggin' up, they're rising in! And there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!

— Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, and Michael Richards

The Chinese Woman

Underwear Boxer Shorts Freeballing

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Kramer complains about his boxer shorts.

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