“I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
More from Peter Mehlman
“Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.”
“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”
“You bad man! You very bad man!”
“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen.…”