This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here's the one thing you've gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality; it's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there.

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Elaine explains to Marla how men flee the scene immediately after sex.

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