Episode

The Virgin

by Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Tom Cherones, Kevin Page and 10 others

After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her about men after sex. George w

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Characters

Peter Mehlman (5)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (2)Jason Alexander (2)Elaine Benes (2)George Costanza (2)

“Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Broken Homes

“This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here's the one thing you've gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality; it's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and th…”

— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Virginity, cuddling

“Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high-paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going.”

— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad Luck, Outing, Sarcasm

“You know, they always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered. I wanna be forgotten.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Virginity, first time, Being Forgotten

“Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, ‘What do you do?’ and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don't want…”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: girlfriends, status, Employment