Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!

Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say 'Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!'

Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you

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