“Most people would say ‘the deets’, but I say ‘the tails’. Just another example of innovation.”
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“Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”
“I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.”
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“'Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies,…”