“Stanley: Look, it says KB. Zig-Zag: Yeah...yeah that’s Keith Barrenger. Squid: Who? Zig-Zag: He was in my math class.”— Louis Sachar, Ricky "Zigzag", Max Kasch, imdb.com
“Schmidt: No sig oths. Cece: Just say ‘significant others.’ Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.”— Camilla Blackett, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Y R U choosin 2 talk lik a tween? Who culd eva b trnd on by dis?? No one wants to be deciphering your sexual hieroglyphics when they could be quietly shifting in their lecture seat so the seam of their jeans hits things just right.”— sexting, vice.com
“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-pa…”— Tom Haverford, amazon.com
“Most people would say ‘the deets’, but I say ‘the tails’. Just another example of innovation.”— Tom Haverford, amazon.com