“Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do!
Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us.
Ms. Crabtree: [shouts] WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Stan: I said, 'Rabbits eat lettuce.'
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do.”
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