“Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Chef: Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'
Stan: Okay. Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?
Chef: It sure is!
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?”
More from Trey Parker
“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff?…”
“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff?…”
“Stan: Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote…”
“Stan: Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote…”