“Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and sa…”— Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“Dag nabbit, children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'”— Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“A common myth is that the clitoris is a one-stop button that will automatically open to the magical land of Narnia (or orgasm) when pressed. But actually, the reality is far more complicated: the way every clit responds to touch is different.”— Shahida Arabi, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golfball? A man will actually look for a golfball.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“He knows exactly what you like because he's made the effort to learn your body. He has a very particular set of skills, and he will look for your clitoris, he will find your clitoris, and he will make your clitoris orgasm.”— Emma Barker, cosmopolitan.com
“Bring the vibrator down to your groin area and start running it over yourself and pay close attention to what feels best. In a way, you will now be teasing yourself with the vibrator. If you then want to increase the pleasure, you can start bringing the vibrator closer and closer to your clitoris.”— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com
“Spend some time on clitoral stimulation during foreplay, or try one of several topical oils or balms, like Zestra, designed to be applied directly to the clitoris.”— Rachel Zar, refinery29.com
“If you really want to have an orgasm during penetration, make sure your clitoris is involved and your head is in the game.”— Casey Gueren, buzzfeed.com
“As you eat your partner, use one hand to please her. You can stimulate her clitoris with your tongue as you finger her with one or two *or more* fingers, or you can alternate, penetrating her with your tongue as you gently rub her clitoris with your thumb.”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com
“Don’t limit yourself to the common erogenous zones on the female body. There are so many more pleasure-oozing areas than just her clit and neck.”— Giulia Simolo, thebolde.com
“We tend to cut our nails short and keep them that way. Though if you’re a fashion femme (like myself) and your partner doesn’t like you to penetrate her with your fingers, you can keep them long and glam. You just have to make sure you’re using the outside of your finger when stimulating your partne…”— Zara Barrie, elitedaily.com
“Fisting is actually just the insertion of four fingers into the vagina, slowly and steadily with the thumb working the clitoris. Fist has such a violent connotation.”— Rebecca Jane Stokes, yourtango.com
“We can stimulate the clitoris with our fingers, hands, mouths and even other parts of our bodies.”— Heather Corinna, scarleteen.com
“Don’t just focus on her breasts, her lips, and her clitoris. Kiss her toes, behind her knees, the small of her back and her fingertips. If you’ve never tried anal sex, discuss it with your partner and see if she’d be open to giving it a try.”— Kathy Belge, lesbianlife.about.com
“Many women find it hard to ejaculate through vaginal intercourse and the only thing that works for them is clitoral stimulation.”— Nirmalya Dutta, thehealthsite.com
“Tell him what got you totally turned on the last time you were together. Maybe it was the way he sensuously ran his hands through your hair. Or the way he swirled his tongue on your clitoris when he went down on you…”— Amy Levine, womenshealthmag.com
“Grab his hand and place it on your clit, so he can rub. Sex won’t feel as tiring if you’re actually getting something out of it. Besides, seeing you cum might make him cum.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“When you bring your knees closer together, it squeezes your pelvic muscles and allows for greater friction between his penis and your clitoris.”— Kenny Thapoung, womenshealthmag.com