“A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: ‘Excuse me, how much do you charge?’
The lawyer responds: ‘I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.’
‘Bloody hell. That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?’
‘Yes. What’s your third question?’”
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