“Ed Alzate: With this water purifier they can drink their own pee.
Mike Baxter: Or river water, or lake water. But by all means, use the pee as a selling point.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”