Episode

Sinkhole

by Flynn Morrison, Jordan Masterson, Christoph Sanders, Hector Elizondo, Vince Calandra and 13 others

After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.

(6 total)

Characters

Vince Calandra (6)Tim Allen (4)Mike Baxter (4)Kaitlyn Dever (1)Molly Ephraim (1)Eve Baxter (1)Mandy Baxter (1)

“Mike Baxter: [after almost driving into a sinkhole] Oh, man! You good? It's all good. It's all good. Hold on a second. [puts car in reverse and pushes Boyd back into his seat] Get back in there. Sit back down. [after backing away from the sinkhole] Okay, listen, you sure you're all right? Boyd Baxte…”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Driving, bad driving, Accidents, Karate

“President Richard Nixon once said, 'People react to fear, not love.' Easy for him to say because he was kinda scary and nobody loved him.”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Richard Nixon, Fear, Love

“Eve Baxter: [reading the newspaper] Why can't the people in the Middle East keep it together? Mandy Baxter: [reading a celeb gossip magazine] Why can't Taylor Swift hold onto a boyfriend? Eve Baxter: Why can't North Korea join the rest of the world community? Mandy Baxter: Why can't Courteney Cox jo…”

— Vince Calandra, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

Tagged: newspaper, Middle East, north korea, courteney cox, Friends

“Ed Alzate: With this water purifier they can drink their own pee. Mike Baxter: Or river water, or lake water. But by all means, use the pee as a selling point.”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: water purifiers, Pee, selling point

“Eve Baxter: Stick around. You'll learn something about the world. Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”

— Vince Calandra, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: Condescension, Pregnancy, insults

“Mike Baxter: Okay, what Supreme Court justice do we want to retire? Boyd Baxter: Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Mike Baxter: Nice! And what are the five justices that we want to stay on forever? Boyd Baxter: Don't tell me, I know this one... Mike Baxter: I gave you a little hint, remember? The star method? S-…”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: supreme court justices, antonin scalia, ruth bader ginsburg, Clarence Thomas