“Eve Baxter: Stick around. You'll learn something about the world.
Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”