“I suppose you have never seen Ryan dance before. If you had, then I wouldn't have a nephew.”Tagged: Dancing, you can't dance, bad dancers
“Mandy Baxter: Hey, you guys, check this out. Cogito ergo sum. I think therefor I am. Mike Baxter: René Descartes. Mandy Baxter: She was awesome. We learned about her in Philosophy, today. She was French so I don't really know why she was speaking Italian. Mike Baxter: Uh, money well spent. Mandy…”Tagged: Rene Descartes, Cogito Ergo Sum, Philosophy, french, italian
“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa! Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that? Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it. Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*? Mandy…”Tagged: sexy dress, Teacher, seduction
“Mandy Baxter: Wait a sec. Eve's in the paper, Dad's in a magazine. Sorry, did this whole family get a publicist and not tell me? Eve Baxter: You don't need a publicist. Aren't you mentioned in a lot of limericks? Mandy Baxter: Joke's on you. I don't know what a limerick is.”Tagged: limericks, publicity, joke's on you
“Eve Baxter: Stick around. You'll learn something about the world. Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”Tagged: Condescension, Pregnancy, insults
“Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things.”Tagged: voting, voter fraud, illegal
“Ed Alzate: I could sell rice to an eskimo. Mandy Baxter: Don't you mean sell ice to an eskimo? Ed Alzate: Why would they need ice? It's all around.”Tagged: sell ice to an eskimo, rice, ice
“Mike Baxter: Acne's not contagious. Mandy Baxter: I don't know that, kids at school stayed away from them, treated them like leopards. Vanessa Baxter: I think you mean leper. Mandy Baxter: The D's silent, I didn't know that.”Tagged: leper, leopard, Acne, Contagious