“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.
Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.
Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”