“Mike Baxter: Okay, what Supreme Court justice do we want to retire?
Boyd Baxter: Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Mike Baxter: Nice! And what are the five justices that we want to stay on forever?
Boyd Baxter: Don't tell me, I know this one...
Mike Baxter: I gave you a little hint, remember? The star method? S-T-A-R. Who are the stars of the Supreme Court?
Boyd Baxter: Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts.
Mike Baxter: Plus Kennedy, when he doesn't listen to the ladies. Which is a trick you'll learn when you get a little older.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”