“President Richard Nixon once said, 'People react to fear, not love.' Easy for him to say because he was kinda scary and nobody loved him.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”