“Tina: And his face?
Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!
Tina: You mean 'kiss?'
Louise: No, I mean 'slap.'
Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”
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