“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art
“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”Tagged: Urination, bathroom, corner
“You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.”Tagged: little sister, Self-Esteem
“Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate. Tina: She's a magnate magnet.”Tagged: Magnets, Magnates, Wordplay
“Tina: And his face? Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face! Tina: You mean 'kiss?' Louise: No, I mean 'slap.' Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”Tagged: kiss, Slap, Falling In Love, Infatuation
“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”Tagged: Priorities, Coffee, Espresso, Caffeinated Tea
“Tammy: Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt? Tina: No. My butt is dry. And strong.”Tagged: Dry Butt/Strong Butt, Crying Into Your Butt, Sarcasm, Resilience
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don't have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”Tagged: Kissing, Smart Kissing, Meryl Streep, Croissants, Rainy Days