“Tina: And his face? Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face! Tina: You mean 'kiss?' Louise: No, I mean 'slap.' Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com
“I think I'm my own worst enemy sometimes. But, I just slap myself out of it.”— Willam Belli, fuckyeahdragrace.tumblr.com
“I hate two-faced people, it makes it harder for me to decide which side to slap first.”— Unknown, amazon.com