“Watching sports? Forget it. Those sweaty bodies on the sports bar TV take your mind to places you never want it to go in public.”— Self, self.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, Sports, athletes
“Your sex toy collection could accommodate a small village.”— Self, self.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, sex toys, vibrator, dildo
“When couples pass you on the street, you can't help picturing more of them horizontal than you'd like to admit.”— Self, self.comTagged: Sexually Frustrated, Couples, fantasizing