“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Irony, Red White Blue, Freedom, Police Lights
“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Coffee, Energy, Irony, Stupid
“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Love, Sarcasm, Common Sense
“Teamwork is important; it helps you put the blame on someone else.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Teamwork, Blame, Irony, Deflection
“Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Derision, insults, Problems, Laughter
“Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Relationships, Algebra, Wordplay
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Evening News, Good Evening, Bad News, Irony
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Bill Collectors, Irony