“Would you like to dance? No? You must've misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dancing, Fat shaming
“Don't you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Hate, Big Words, Pretentious, Erudition, Perspicacious
“I swear I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth again.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: lying, fiction
“I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to who can't.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Secret Secrets, Blabbermouth
“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Misandry, Man-Hating, Sexism Toward Males, Annoying
“I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Narcissism, Sexy